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Barfly 201: Vermouth and Why Ordering a “Bone-Dry Martini” Makes You Sound Silly

A type of aperitif, vermouths are essentially aromatized, fortified wines (I’ll explain that a bit more in a minute). The word vermouth is derived from the German word for wormwood (the unjustly infamous ingredient in absinthe), “wermut,”which was one of the botanicals commonly added to vermouths. Wikipedia says that fortified wines with wormwood as the principal ingredient were being produced in Germany dating back to the 16th century, and while I don’t particularly trust Wikipedia when it comes to spirits*, that seems to make sense with the etymology of “vermouth.”

Vermouth producers basically take a wine, blend it with mistelle (sweetened grape juice or brandy), and steep a bunch of weird herbs and other botanicals (think gin) in the mix for a couple of weeks. Then they strain the herbs and junk, emulsify the now-aromatized brandy and wine together, pasteurize it, and let it sit in the fridge for another couple of weeks. The refrigeration allows impurities to crystallize and then be filtered out. NB: Keep your vermouths refrigerated at home – they have a relatively low alcohol content and it’ll keep their flavor longer.

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08

11 2011

Barfly 201: Protestant and Catholic Whiskeys

Welcome to another Barfly 201 lecture. We have a special guest professor today, Waldorf, friend of the Edukatorz. We asked him to discuss the meaning of “Protestant” and “Catholic” whiskeys since he’s the only person we know whose liquor cabinet consists solely of a selection of Irish whiskeys.

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Hey there, kiddos.  The Edukatorz have done an excellent job breaking down the basics of whiskey (and whisky).  But some of you may have noticed that their discussion of Irish whiskeys made no mention of a divide in the Irish whiskey world: Catholic whiskey vs. Protestant whiskey. 

Now, some of you may be confused as to how exactly a beverage can have an opinion on the primacy of the Pope.  The distinction is very straightforward, however.  The Bushmills distillery is located in County Antrim, Northern Ireland, and traces its history back to King James I (who is also affiliated with a certain translation of the Bible that has long been popular among some Protestants).  Jameson is distilled in County Cork in the Republic of Ireland.   Read the rest of this entry →

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14

09 2011

Barfly 201: Ordering a Manhattan Properly

We’ve edukated you about whiskey, beer, some basic bar manners and methods, and alcohol is a very frequently used tag here at edukatorz.com. Well, September is here, and hopefully you didn’t forget everything we’ve taught you, because we’ve got a brand-new column for back-to-school time: welcome to Barfly 201!

The Manhattan is one of the six basic drinks as defined by the great classical drink-definer David Embury. It also happens to be one of the preferred cocktails of the Edukatorz (we’ve mentioned it before). You have probably heard of it. If you haven’t, you clearly don’t drink enough.

All bartenders have a default recipe for any major cocktail, but like the martini, theManhattanis one where any professional bartender* is going to need more information about your tastes. So, when a customer asks for aManhattan, the instant response is going to be “how do you like your manhattans?” If the bartender receives a blank stare and an “uhhhhh…,” he’ll likely roll his eyes – that’s because it’s obnoxious when people order drinks without knowing what they want. Don’t be that guy. Keep reading instead. Read the rest of this entry →

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06

09 2011


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